Place your ground squirrel on top of the central pole.
Remove portions of the squirrel and place them on either arm of the crossbar for more precise work.
Stand on a crossbar arm, hold squirrel portion down with one talon, and shred squirrel with your beak.
Eat squirrel bits. From time to time, pause and glare.
To get from one arm of the crossbar to the other, spread your wings a little, and hop.
Continue until you have eaten everything raptorially possible.
When you are done, perch above the sign that says HIGH VOLTAGE and look noble.